angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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