Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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