Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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