Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Randomize
