Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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