so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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