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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Randomize
