Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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