i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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