i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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