Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
