He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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