That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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