it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she peed on how many people?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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