That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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