Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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