Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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