do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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