yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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