I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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