apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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