We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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