dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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