turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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