so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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