dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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