Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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