Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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