the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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