I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
