Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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