I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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