i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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