maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i was born a porn star she said
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There's always time for handjobs
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
