Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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