quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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