i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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