ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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