she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
you made out with another girl for some wings
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