I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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