can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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