i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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