I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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