He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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