Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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