There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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