I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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