She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You know, be my cock's hype man.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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