One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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