how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think a kid would responsible me up
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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